Today at school, Amber and I had a chance to play detective/FBI agent and solve a mystery crime! One of Amber's students came to her and told her that the words "Bloody Mary" were written on the mirrors in the girls bathroom in our hall this morning. Amber talked to her girls who had used the restroom, then talked to Rachel's girls who used the restroom, and finally came to me to ask if any of my girls had used the restroom, which they ALL had because I gave them a quick break after testing.
That is how the mystery began.
Our first clue was that it was written with an orange dry-erase marker. Yesterday, some of my students came back from lunch with orange marker on their faces (seriously! Kids...). So I asked those students about it today (Hey what was on your face yesterday? Whose marker was it?), which led me to our prime suspect, girl #1. Girl #1 told me that she used the marker and took it home yesterday, and me, not trusting a single word, searched her desk for the weapon. Nothing.
Clue number two was the unmistakable handwriting on the mirrors, not to mention the horrific spelling ("bloody marry"). Amber said she would recognize the handwriting by it's unique formation of the letter "a" so I pulled out copies of every one of my girls' writing and we took it into the bathroom and compared. This led us, again, to girl #1 as the prime suspect.
Well at this point, I was feeling all my memories of every Law and Order, Bones, CSI, you name it, coming back to me as I prepared for my interrogation. I pulled girl #1 into the hallway and confronted her:
Lead Investigator (Me): "We have seen the writing in the bathroom and compared it to everyone's handwriting. It looks like yours."
Girl #1: "I took my marker home yesterday."
Me: "I didn't say that it was written in marker."
Girl #1: "Oh... I saw it when I was in there this morning."
Me: "Why didn't you tell me about it?"
Girl #1: "Uh......"
Me: "Did you write those words in the bathroom?"
Girl #1: "Yes."
Me: "Let's go see the vice principal."
Talk about an episode of Law and Order: Elementary School! Amber and I freaking did a little dance in the hallway after we discovered the truth.
(Just so you know, girl #1 was convicted of her crime and was punished by two days, or four recesses, of bathroom cleaning)